WHAT I WOULDN'T TRADE BOARDWALK FOR
The 1% of Monopoly real estate. The Warren Buffet of board game wealth is at your disposal. Yet every game, someone will try to get it from you. Punks.
- •All 3 Greens. What a waste. If I wanted to invest too much fake money in something silly, I'd fake-subscribe to Tidal
- •Railroads? Really Kyle? You don't even have all 4. That's worthless
- •Kyle! I see you looking at Electric Company. How little do you think of me?
- •Don't you dare throw in a "Get Out of Jail Free" Card
- •3 Oranges and 2 Reds? That's not actually half bad