WHAT I WOULDN'T TRADE BOARDWALK FOR

The 1% of Monopoly real estate. The Warren Buffet of board game wealth is at your disposal. Yet every game, someone will try to get it from you. Punks.
  1. All 3 Greens. What a waste. If I wanted to invest too much fake money in something silly, I'd fake-subscribe to Tidal
  2. Railroads? Really Kyle? You don't even have all 4. That's worthless
  3. Kyle! I see you looking at Electric Company. How little do you think of me?
  4. Don't you dare throw in a "Get Out of Jail Free" Card
  5. 3 Oranges and 2 Reds? That's not actually half bad