ANNOYING THINGS PEOPLE DO IN DINERS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

I'm nocturnal and often I have to do work at Perkins. I can't believe the shit people do on the third shift.
  1. Crank the audio on their phones or iPads.
  2. Just walk right up and start talking.
  3. Talk loud as f about God or exercise.
  4. Play very involved role playing games.
  5. Help out the staff by screaming into the kitchen when someone is waiting to pay their check.
  6. Singing along to the bad generic music. Servers do this more than customers.