Words & sayings my mom has invented
My mom is a character. I love her and the way she inadvertently makes my siblings and I laugh with just her words.
- •Jo lapotatedTranslation: dilapidated
- •PacificTranslation: Specifc
- •MoofaaTranslation: A bad musty smell
- •BeeochalaTranslation: Bitch
- •Whooa or Who'reTranslation: whore
- •MyusbanTranslation: my husband
- •BlouseTranslation: any shirt
- •DungareesTranslation: jeans, any jeans
- •Turns around and...Translation: a physical description of changing your mind. "She turns around and says"
- •Wet yourselfNo, she isn't asking you to pee your pants. This is moms advice when you are hot in the summer. She insists you go into the pool and "wet yourself" before any activity. She says this loud and often in public places. It's great.
- •KricklemTranslation: Curriculum
- •SoderTranslation: soda
- •TumblesauceTranslation: tumblesault
- •Shut your faceTranslation: stop speaking