WEEKLY SHOPPING LIST

  1. Eggs
    Has to be cage free, humane and organic certified. If I'm not spending $8 on eggs then I'm not getting eggs.
  2. Bread
    Must be a dense brick organic loaf from Mestemacher and have "fitness" in the title.
  3. Almond Milk
    Always unsweetened, always in unnecessarily fun shaped bottle.
  4. Avocados
    Again, must be organic otherwise a tantrum occurs.
  5. String Cheese (12 pack)
    For the daily 3pm "fuck it, I don't want to be healthy, I'm eating cheese"
  6. Wine
    For the daily 7pm "fuck it"