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    Received 2 goldfish for my 13th birthday after many many days of begging.
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    After ca. 8 days, I was over the sound and light of the aquarium in my bedroom.
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    Plotted to kill the fish.
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    Slowly started adding extra chlorine to the tank.
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    I finally took them out of the water before going to the mall with friends so they'd die and let me sleep in peace.
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    When I put them back in the water, they were ALIVE and fine.
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    Asked everyone I knew if they would take the fish but no one wanted them.
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    Over fed the fish, hoping they'd die of natural causes.
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    They survived.
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    And pooped so much that I needed to clean the tank way more often. But I refused, hoping they'd die from their own poop.
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    They survived. And my friends felt pity for the fish and started cleaning the tank for them, not for me.
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    After about 9 months of this torture, of me and especially of them, they died.
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    One of the happiest days of my life.
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    I still remember the fury I felt for those poor innocent fish. Am a bit ashamed of my 13 year old self.
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    But I never tortured anything again.
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    Well, except boyfriends when I didn't want them anymore.
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