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  2. WYR find out your spouse is blood related to you or adopt a new animal everyday for the rest of your life?
  3. WYR forget how to speak English after a good night's rest or get slapped by Samuel L. Jackson every meal?
  4. WYR have Benjamin Buttons disease or Memento disease?
  5. WYR be the namesake for a new STD or suffer from crippling nightmares?
  6. WYR permanently smell like butt or be very very constipated?
  7. WYR be known as Alabama Slamma or get severe facial plastic surgery once a year?
  8. WYR fast for 23.9 hours per day or get a new identity after each first date you have?