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Requested by Kiley Donovan because she knows me too well.
  1. Miu Miu blue suede loafers with a rhinestone heel.
    $700 because it was my 22nd birthday and a boy broke my heart
  2. My first facial
    Woke up in Baltimore feeling fancy, spent 90 of the $95 in my bank account on a custom pumpkin enzyme facial.
  3. A meal at Tiny No 5's in Houston
    I was especially poor but needed a turkey burger and a glass of wine more than I needed my last $30.
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As requested! A list of items that are so fancy you get prettier just by owning them.
  1. Tom Ford lipstick
    It's $50 but the packaging makes you feel like Lauren fucking Bacall.
  2. Sunday Riley Luna Sleeping Night Oil
    A mysterious brilliant blue potion I sampled that made me break out. Yet I still want it.m- if only to gaze at the bottle on my counter.
  3. Mason Pearson hair brushes
    A $200 hair brush I was hoping my stylist would confirm I needed, lest all my hair would turn to hay. Sadly she said a normal brush would do.
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  1. Walton Goggins
  2. Chris Moore
    Is he a celebrity?
  3. End of List
  1. An outfit pic that never made it to IG. A LIST EXCLUSIVE.
  2. A photo I took of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon on Project Greenlight. Season 1. You know it's season one because they're always eating lunch and smoking inside.
  3. Me + Verve + trying to make eyes at someone via text
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  1. The Color Wheel
  2. Dogtooth
  3. Ladies and Gentlemen the Fabulous Stains
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  1. Sanford and Son
  2. Mork and Mindy
  3. Rosanne
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  1. Margot Tenenbaum
    "It's just you with lots of eyeliner!"
  2. Edie Sedgwick
    "It's just you with lots of eyeliner and big earrings!"
  3. Cruela Deville
  4. Kristen the American Girl Doll
    I was 8. This one especially stung.