Requested by Sarah

MOST GLAMOROUS ASPIRATIONAL BEAUTY PRODUCTS (I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU LA MER)

As requested! A list of items that are so fancy you get prettier just by owning them.
  1. Tom Ford lipstick
    It's $50 but the packaging makes you feel like Lauren fucking Bacall.
  2. Sunday Riley Luna Sleeping Night Oil
    A mysterious brilliant blue potion I sampled that made me break out. Yet I still want it.m- if only to gaze at the bottle on my counter.
  3. Mason Pearson hair brushes
    A $200 hair brush I was hoping my stylist would confirm I needed, lest all my hair would turn to hay. Sadly she said a normal brush would do.
  4. Anything "plasma" from Perricone MD
    But he's a doctor so it's practically a bargain.
  5. La Mer soft cream
    Ever since Marilyn Monroe- glamour and beauty has seemed to exist in that jar. So $465 ain't too shabby.