SHOULD I BE WORRIED THAT
I'm not a hypochondriac
- •I woke up and my tongue is mysteriously bleeding?On top. In three spots. It's like three individual taste buds decided they quit and spontaneously exploded.
- •My right arm starts to lose feeling after typing on my phone for too long?Seriously. Is it the angle? Are my arms weak? Do I have circulation issues? Am I dying?
- •I got lotion in my eye?Just so much. Rubbed it right in.
- •The woman who painted my nails yesterday kept getting up to hide herself in a small closet and sneeze?Okay, this one's on me for spontaneously getting a manicure in a department store in Paris. But, really. Don't you have 500 vacation days? GO HOME.
- •I can't go on... My arm is tingling