THINGS I'VE HEARD ON TELEVISION THAT NO ONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME
A running list of things no one has ever felt compelled to tell me
- •"Your spirit is infectious" - Togetherness, HBOThe only time I've been told I was infectious, I had a bad case of strep.
- •"I can tell you ski, you've got the legs for the sport" - Sex And The City, HBOI went skiing once. I made it all the way down the bunny hill. Maybe my confidence would have been higher had someone complimented my legs.
- •"I'm not saying you wouldn't make a great physician, but you're already an artist" - Felicity, CWI watched all 15 seasons of ER and in my mind can perform a tracheotomy. No one else seems to think so.