WHY DO I HAVE THESE ITEMS IN MY CARRY ON?

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  1. 1.
    A pair of running shoes
    Am I planning on a light jog while on the plane?
  2. 2.
    A hard boiled egg
    It was part of the hotel's free breakfast and I felt I just had to have it. It is now cracked and already offending nearby passengers.
  3. 3.
    My retainer
    Heaven forbid my teeth go a little wonky on my international flight
  4. 4.
    Two pairs of sunglasses
    One pair didn't feel adequate.
  5. 5.
    Khiel's SPF 50
    Did someone once trick me into thinking planes were a dangerous source of sun exposure?
  6. 6.
    A smushed peach tart and a banana
    This one is going to haunt me around hour 7 when I realize there is a variety of mushed fruits at the bottom of my bag.
  7. 7.
    A table napkin I stole from a restaurant
    Unclear why I stole this. Foresight re: mushed fruit in bag?
  8. 8.
    3 various sizes notebooks
    I'm the goldilocks of plane journaling apparently.
  9. 9.
    A baguette the size of my forearm
    How am I going to put a baguette in the overhead bin? Why do I have so much food?