WHY DO I HAVE THESE ITEMS IN MY CARRY ON?
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- 1.A pair of running shoesAm I planning on a light jog while on the plane?
- 2.A hard boiled eggIt was part of the hotel's free breakfast and I felt I just had to have it. It is now cracked and already offending nearby passengers.
- 3.My retainerHeaven forbid my teeth go a little wonky on my international flight
- 4.Two pairs of sunglassesOne pair didn't feel adequate.
- 5.Khiel's SPF 50Did someone once trick me into thinking planes were a dangerous source of sun exposure?
- 6.A smushed peach tart and a bananaThis one is going to haunt me around hour 7 when I realize there is a variety of mushed fruits at the bottom of my bag.
- 7.A table napkin I stole from a restaurantUnclear why I stole this. Foresight re: mushed fruit in bag?
- 8.3 various sizes notebooksI'm the goldilocks of plane journaling apparently.
- 9.A baguette the size of my forearmHow am I going to put a baguette in the overhead bin? Why do I have so much food?