BRANDS I'D LIKE TO BE ENDORSED BY

  1. Honest Tea
    Only the cool glass bottle division with dope flavors, not the plastic bottle stuff
  2. Nike
    To hang out with my fellow endorsees
  3. Sugarfish
  4. Amazon
  5. Bud Light
    To be in commercials
  6. Runa
    Look it uppp
  7. Oscillococcinum
  8. Staples
    Practical
  9. A bed company
    Beds everywhere
  10. Sword company
  11. Hawaii
  12. Maybe an aquarium