1. That time I yelled at a stranger's kid in Target
  2. That time I saw my ex's new wife and baby in a book store parking lot and ducked down in my car awkwardly after making eye contact
  3. That time I clogged the toilet of a crush I had in high school (14 years ago...)
  4. All the times I tried to hold hands with boys that totally did not want to hold hands with me