LIES I'VE TOLD WHILE DRUNK
- •I'm a professional surfer"Oh, you're Australian? I'm actually sponsored by Roxy and have surfed the Gold Coast..."
- •I'm a software engineer.Complete with career advice for him. It is San Francisco, after all.
- •I'm German.Decidedly not German.
- •I don't know who threw up on the pool deck.
- •*British/Jersey/Minnesota accent*
- •I'll be right back.