Driver's License Appointment Confirmation

  1. 1.
    Take a shower.
  2. 2.
    Do your hair up real, real nice.
  3. 3.
    Apply face.
  4. 4.
    Choose shirt. Make note to not wear the same color as the background. It happens.
  5. 5.
    Arrive on time, wait in line.
  6. 6.
    Prepare for photo.
  7. 7.
    Inevitably make a stupid face that you've never made in your life, only to carry a copy of it around for every bouncer/bartender/server/TSA agent and police officer to wince at.
  8. 8.
    Go home and have a drink.