Things Girls Think About When Home Alone

  1. Some crazy person knows I'm home alone.
  2. Someone is definitely breaking into the house.
  3. I'm going to be raped and murdered.
  4. I hope that's my roommate walking around.
  5. I'm being irrational.
  6. But it happens... What if I'm the exception?!!!!!
  7. How do I kill the rapist, murderer?
  8. I know where the biggest knife is and I'm not afraid to use it.
  9. Which neighbor is most likely to hear me scream for help? Could I run to their house before it's too late?
  10. If I want to sleep at all tonight, I have to accept my fate.