1. Impress a bunch of guys playing volleyball with my astonishing spikes
    It's even better when they miss the pass because my hit was just *too* powerful.
  2. Make some crazy delicious Easy Mac
  3. Quote any episode of Psych
    Bonus: my sister and I have an ongoing game of "name that episode"
  4. Fool people into thinking I've taken piano lessons
    I've been successfully doing this for about 5 years now
  5. Make some great dad jokes
    "I'm hungry" "Hi hungry, I'm Steph"
  6. Make a pun out of almost any sentence
  7. Laugh for 5 hours straight with @squad. Love those people.