"Live Tweets" I've Been Sending to @squad During this Student Debate

There is a debate on campus between four students representing Clinton, Trump, Stein and Johnson. It's been very colorful and I've felt the need to send updates to them. (Need to know: Haley Classen is a friend of @hannah_rachel who is representing Hilary)
  1. HALEY CLASSEN IS SUCH A SKILLED SPEAKER WOW
  2. The Trump guy basically just called the Jill Stein and Gary Johnson representatives irrelevant.
  3. And the Jill Stein guy just tried to use an obscure, decontextualized verse out of Leviticus to say that Jill is the most Christian candidate.
  4. Also, Haley wins for best-dressed wow
  5. The Trump candidate is holding his own, he just spends more time insulting others than he should.
  6. "These military bases are BANKRUPTING our government."
    Pretty sure that's not a word, Mr. Jill Stein
  7. Haley Classen just somehow defended Hilary in the email scandal very well. And then after the rebuttals from the other candidates said "look, if you can't support Hilary for reasons of corruption, vote for Stein or Johnson. Don't think that Trump is any better."
    SO MUCH CLASSY SASS WOW
  8. "The fact that we are even discussing the levels of corruption in the two most popular candidates is ridiculous. Stop thinking about the lesser of two evils, and start thinking of the greater good." -Mr. Jill Stein
  9. "Umm... no offense.. but there just isn't any support for the greater good." -Haley