Reasons I'm Not Ready to Adult

  1. I don't do finances
  2. I get anxiety when I talk on the phone
  3. I recently asked my mom if I was dying
  4. I sleep with 4 stuffed animals
  5. I can't go grocery shopping without panicking about whether my family would prefer cantaloupe or honeydew
  6. I can cook grilled cheese, pancakes, eggs, and any other food with the instructions on the box