1. Unlike college, you don't have to study for squad
  2. Unlike college, you don't have to pay for squad
  3. Our developed vocabularies could conjunctively make a dictionary
  4. You can sing veggie tale silly songs with literally zero judgement
    Suggested by @AliciaNF26
  5. You talk about theories of prayer and predestination like this is normal
    Suggested by @hannah_rachel
  6. We eat cookie dough out of the same tub and don't get cooties
    Suggested by @hannah_rachel
  7. We sing original Christmas parodies karaoke style in front of the student body
    Suggested by @miathurber