Things I've Learned on My Internship

I have a week long internship with social media at the farm show. It's freaking amazing, but I've been learning several interesting lessons, and I'm sure there will be plenty more.
  1. Roosters are capable of keeping you up at night
    Yes, our dorm room is conveniently located above the poultry exhibit. 🐔
  2. Roosters are capable of waking you up in the morning
    Good thing they'll be gone by Monday.
  3. Sometimes all you need is to sit your bum on a comfy office chair at your own personal desk
  4. It is QUITE satisfying to do a fancy sit-spin move when arriving at said desk
  5. PERIODS SUCK
    Oh wait, I already knew that
  6. There is nothing cuter than a bunny hopping competition.
  7. iPhone batteries suuuuuuuuuuck
  8. You'll always regret not telling that one guy that "daaamn girl" is NOT a compliment. Turn around and give him a lesson.
  9. Who was the earliest bee keeper? Noah.
    Where did he keep his bees? The archives.
  10. PA is the largest mushroom producer in the WORLD.
    So that's cool.
  11. I'm not actually -that- excited to have kids
    They can be a real pain in the butt...