Things My Coworker Said While We Were Wrapping Chocolate Bars Today

  1. "That looks kinda hard, but also easy"
  2. "Like... I'm tired, but also really awake."
  3. "Some of these I can get. And other ones I can't."
  4. "This paper feels so thin. But also? It's really thick and hard to fold."
  5. 3 stories I already heard before
    I would say "you told me that" to get her to stop.... she didn't.
  6. I would rather drink camel's milk than cow's milk
  7. I paid to get my nails done the other day, but I didn't like the color they put on, so I redid them myself.