1. Get up early to clean
  2. But before cleaning make a giant cup of coffee and watch at least one Friends Thanksgiving episode
  3. Liquor store run
    Pre-dinner cocktail for tonight: http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1292-gingerbread-apple-cocktail (Also stocked up on boxed wine to take along tomorrow because Republican family members 🙃)
  4. Prep some things
    Cornbread for dressing, hardboil eggs, set tables, etc
  5. Do a test run of pre-dinner cocktail just to be sure it's good
  6. Get distracted watching more Friends and Gossip Girl Thanksgiving episodes
  7. Cook all the food/shower/frantically finish putting on mascara right before guests arrive