Justifications

  1. I joined a gym
    BETTER BUY LOTS OF NEW WORKOUT CLOTHES
  2. I need to be able to have an educated conversation about important social issues
    BETTER GET ON AMAZON AND BUY 47 BOOKS
  3. I'm starting a diet Monday
    BETTER EAT FRIED CHICKEN
  4. I get 3 paychecks this month instead of 2 (happens twice a year, God bless you biweekly pay schedule)
    BETTER PLAN A TRIP SOMEWHERE EXPENSIVE