Things That Stress Me

  1. Humans directing traffic
    Do I stop? Do I go? Do I go faster?! WHAT DO YOUR ARMS MEAN??
  2. That moment in my office when it's been dark all morning and we're all enjoying the cozy light of our desk lamps and someone flips on the fluorescent lights
    Why do you hate America
  3. Icebreakers
    I do not have any interesting facts about myself. Go away.
  4. Wet jeans
    The worst thing
  5. Small talk
    Hope you're ready to carry this conversation on your own, because I just forgot how to speak
  6. Crowded grocery stores
    This is hell
  7. When people get onto the elevator before letting all the riders off
    Were you raised by wolves?