Things That Stress Me
- •Humans directing trafficDo I stop? Do I go? Do I go faster?! WHAT DO YOUR ARMS MEAN??
- •That moment in my office when it's been dark all morning and we're all enjoying the cozy light of our desk lamps and someone flips on the fluorescent lightsWhy do you hate America
- •IcebreakersI do not have any interesting facts about myself. Go away.
- •Wet jeansThe worst thing
- •Small talkHope you're ready to carry this conversation on your own, because I just forgot how to speak
- •Crowded grocery storesThis is hell
- •When people get onto the elevator before letting all the riders offWere you raised by wolves?