Things You Wish You Could Hire Someone to Do for You

Inspired by @theSkimm
  1. Make all my phone calls
    This is what marriage is for.
  2. Have all my uncomfortable conversations
    This company would be called My People. So you could duck out of conversations by saying "I'll have My People call your people."
  3. Laundry
    Like I know I COULD but it just doesn't seem financially wise
  4. Drive me to work so I could read on the way
    I think I'd do well in a city with reliable, non-stabby public transportation
  5. Blow dry my hair every day
  6. Sit at the end of my bed all night and hold my sheets down so they don't slide up leaving my feet poking out