A FAMILY CHRISTMAS CONVERSATION

Now that everyone in my is older, conversations get weird
  1. We were talking about how sweets were a weakness for my family
    Many of my family members are diabetic or borderline diabetic
  2. Uncle: I have no weaknesses
  3. Aunt (and his wife): yeah right, all men have weaknesses
  4. Someone else: pretty women. It's the weakness for all men.
  5. Me: not necessarily. It could be pretty men.
  6. Aunt (from before): touch wood
    English is not her first language. By this she means "that's not true, knock on wood"
  7. Dad: whoa, what kind of wood are we talking about?
  8. Everyone else: 😂😂😂
  9. Me: 😳😳😳