1. It's 4AM. I am so tired.
  2. It's time for me to go home, now.
  3. But my ride isn't ready to leave.
  4. She's too busy making out with some random guy.
  5. And the only other two people I know here are passed out.
  6. This beer pong game I'm watching is so boring.
  7. Can someone just win already?
  8. Oh, there's a cat! Maybe the cat will keep me company.
  9. I don't like cats, though. Dogs are so much better.
  10. It's four AM. It's okay for me to bug my friends about leaving, right?
  11. Screw it. I'm so over this. Time to make them take me home.