ANNUAL/SEMI-ANNUAL THOUGHTS

  1. "I can't believe 1995 was 10 years ago!"
    January. Hasn't been true in 10 years, but that has yet to stop me.
  2. "Who eats non-Easter peeps?"
    February. Always shocking. There's plenty of good valentines candy. I'll also think this in October.
  3. "Trash bags are expensive."
    March. Not a very exciting month, and I buy trash bags in bulk. I'll also think this in September-October.
  4. "Sixty degrees - sandal time!"
    April. Usually premature and ill advised.
  5. "Thank goodness tv is back. Remember NBC's Thursday Night Comedy!?"
    September. Still miss that golden age. 30 Rock, The Office, Community, Parks and Rec... What a time to be alive.
  6. "Sixty degrees? Coat time - hey cool, $3!"
    October. Usually on Halloween trick or treating with nieces, because it's the only time I stay out past 8pm.
  7. "Wow, so many racist relatives."
    November.
  8. "Hey, this side is pretty racist, too."
    December.
  9. "What did I do as a kid with 3 months off? No wonder I know so much about tv."
    My only thought during the summer from 8am - 5pm.
  10. November and March.