BB-8 IS MY LIL' SEBASTIAN

Alternate title: I am Ben Wyatt
  1. It's cute, I guess.
  2. It makes cute noises.
  3. It's kind of a small robot?
    People I respect go crazy for this thing and I'm just ....???
  4. To be fair, I've only seen 1 Star War.
    The first movie that is not episode 1, which seems like something done intentionally for avid fans to classify knowledge. I think that ones 5??
  5. ???