TIMES WHEN MONDAY WAS TOO ON-BRAND

  1. Baby bird flew into my office window
    He was ok.
  2. Broke 3 plastic forks on my leftover Hot and Ready pizza lunch
    I had to Frankenstein two small plastic ziplock bags together to get them to work in the first place. And yes, I eat pizza with a fork sometimes.
  3. Took laptop to IT; wasn't broken, just dead with the brightness turned all the way down
    It took myself and 3 college students 20 minutes to determine the cause.
  4. Killed a succulent
    Less nurturing than a desert; goodbye jellybean leaf plant!
  5. Basically...
  6. The only plan that makes sense.