TIMES WHEN MONDAY WAS TOO ON-BRAND
- •Baby bird flew into my office windowHe was ok.
- •Broke 3 plastic forks on my leftover Hot and Ready pizza lunchI had to Frankenstein two small plastic ziplock bags together to get them to work in the first place. And yes, I eat pizza with a fork sometimes.
- •Took laptop to IT; wasn't broken, just dead with the brightness turned all the way downIt took myself and 3 college students 20 minutes to determine the cause.
- •Killed a succulentLess nurturing than a desert; goodbye jellybean leaf plant!
- •The only plan that makes sense.