TWEETS I ACTUALLY ❤️

Screen shots taken from my phone which still lists them as "favorites."
  1. My first favorite. The first picture I saw from my wedding!
  2. Here's the picture for anyone who is curious.
  3. Awkward
    @kaileedavis on Twitter. Follow her for a good time.
  4. Relatable
    @gentlemarisa on Twitter. Writer for Oklahoma City blog The Lost Ogle and generally hilarious.
  5. Wordplay!
    I think everyone follows him already. As they should.
  6. Even as a (mostly) vegetarian, this is still true for me.
  7. National treasure Glenn Weldon and the goose his mom decorates for every holiday/season.
    My mom had a snowman on our front door she did the same thing with. Flowers in the spring, sunglasses in the summer, etc. I think she accidentally permanently affixed it to the door and improvised.
  8. For reference, full body of the goose.
  9. And here he is again, not sure of the season or event?
    "The goose my mom dresses in seasonally appropriate outfits (it's not weird) invited you to try he organic heirloom tomatoes."
  10. @danhopp on Twitter. I'm always a fan of dog humor.
  11. Greatest romance of our time.
  12. BJ Novak speaks what we all feel.
    I always imagine people weighing babies in metric. It would 100% sound like a shipment of cocaine came in.
  13. Claymation is weird.
    Another gem from @ghweldon on Twitter. Follow him right now.