1. If the car you drive is listed in your IG bio
  2. If you're wearing socks & sandals
  3. If you bring your baby to a bar
  4. If you wear makeup at the gym
  5. If you drink four lokos
  6. If we order pizza & you only eat 1 slice
  7. If you were a chola/cholo for Halloween
  8. If you have an android
  9. If you don't like the Deftones
  10. If you use social media as your diary