THINGS I NEVER EXPECTED TO SAY TO MY BOYFRIEND
- •Aw, you folded my Spanx!
- •I'm allowed to put ice cubes in my wine because I'm home alone.
- •Can you please help me brush the cats' teeth this weekend?
- •Run across that parking lot like the raptors from Jurassic Park.
- •Can you sniff this milk? I'm scared of it.