THINGS GOING THROUGH MY MIND THIS VERY MOMENT

It is 1:17 and I have to get up in less than two hours.
  1. Why did I ever think a 6:45am flight was a good idea?
  2. Why did I think writing my first list at this time of night was a good idea?
  3. Will I ever have a good idea?
  4. I should've drugged myself with Zzzquil.
  5. Okay I just answered my third question.
  6. Drugging myself is clearly not a good idea.
  7. OKAY, if I put the phone down now I can get roughly 90 minutes of sleep.
  8. Goodnight world.
  9. Who am I kidding?
  10. I'm probably going to continue watching celebrity interviews instead of going to bed.