How I Know I'm Old

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    I used to love the college bar scene
    Bar hopping with friends, chill places or dancing, good times
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    Then I graduated
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    This changed me
    Now I go to bed early and get mad if people are loud at 11:30
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    I got the news that my favorite bar was being shut down due to construction and not reopening
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    So I obviously agreed to one last hurrah at Chumley's
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    We waited in line for 20 minutes to get in
    Annoyed.
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    We got into the bar at 9
    Ready for a nap.
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    It took forever to get a drink
    Annoyed.
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    It took everything in me not to tell the bartender to pull his pants up
    Kids these days πŸ˜’
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    We finally got drinks and went outside
    There were too many people for my liking inside
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    And I got mad any time someone would bump into me or spill their drink. This happened a lot.
    Annoyed and wet. Control yourself.
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    We left shortly after our drinks were gone
    Because I couldn't even
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    Who needs to be out till 2 am when you could come home and go to bed at 10?
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    Not even mad