How I Know I'm Old
0 to 👵🏼 real quick
- •I used to love the college bar sceneBar hopping with friends, chill places or dancing, good times
- •Then I graduated👵🏼
- •This changed meNow I go to bed early and get mad if people are loud at 11:30
- •I got the news that my favorite bar was being shut down due to construction and not reopening
- •So I obviously agreed to one last hurrah at Chumley's
- •We waited in line for 20 minutes to get inAnnoyed.
- •We got into the bar at 9Ready for a nap.
- •It took forever to get a drinkAnnoyed.
- •It took everything in me not to tell the bartender to pull his pants upKids these days 😒
- •We finally got drinks and went outsideThere were too many people for my liking inside
- •And I got mad any time someone would bump into me or spill their drink. This happened a lot.Annoyed and wet. Control yourself.
- •We left shortly after our drinks were goneBecause I couldn't even
- •Who needs to be out till 2 am when you could come home and go to bed at 10?👵🏼
- •Not even mad