THINGS RECENT GRADUATES ARE TIRED OF HEARING

Public Service Announcement: It's a stressful time and we're not happy
  1. 1.
    Do you have a job yet?
    Quite possibly the worst question to ask a college senior. Seriously, stop.
  2. 2.
    How are finals going?
    Let's just not talk about it....
  3. 3.
    Tell me about your skills.
    I'm great at napping and eating an entire pizza.
  4. 4.
    You'll get a job, don't worry.
    Fuck. Off.
  5. 5.
    "Entry level"....
    You keep using that term, I don't think it means what you think it means....