BAD ADVICE

  1. In the whole sea, that was probably the only fish for you.
  2. Practice makes perfect, and then you die.
  3. You can please everybody, you're just not trying hard enough.
  4. Rome would have been built a lot quicker if they had only been much more ambitious.
  5. You're one in a million. But there's like 7 billion people on the planet, so there's actually plenty of you.
    Suggested by   @samclaney
  6. If you fall down, you're never getting back up. Enjoy the taste of failure.
    Suggested by   @austin
  7. If at first you don't succeed, fuck it dude just quit. Game over, man. Game over.
  8. If you're going through hell, fuck it dude just quit. Game over, man. Game over.
  9. Be someone else.