Feel free to gift these to me for my birthday next week. In fact, here's a direct link to my Amazon Wish List:
  1. A blue bucket
    This is just one example: Really any blue bucket will do. I mean you guys know how blue buckets are.
  2. A red bucket
    More specifically, this exact red bucket: PLEASE DO NOT GET ME SOME KNOCK-OFF BRAND RED BUCKET. I WILL THROW IT AWAY.
  3. This antique wooden pail I've been eyeing for a while
    Only $80 dollars.