TEXTS THAT DID NOT AMUSE MY EX WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER
You can almost hear the relationship crumbling.
- •This joke about her shoes:
- •My response to Kiss-a-Ginger day:
- •The defense of my facial hair:
- •This frankly incredible punchline:
- •She didn't take well to teasing:Pride & Prejudice is her favorite.
- •This one was autocorrect's fault:
- •So was this one:It's a Fault in Our Stars thing. I was supposed to just say "okay".
- •When I accidentally texted her a Star Wars joke:which I think was meant for @Dustin.
- •Talking about the sunset:
- •And the follow-up:She dumped me a few days later. It was probably for the best.