THE MEANEST THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO YOUR FRIEND

  1. It turns out...she was your sister!
  2. You really should have been there
  3. Don't worry, I only told her and someone else
  4. So this is my new best friend
  5. I don't remember that at ALL
  6. You're telling it wrong
  7. You weren't supposed to laugh at that
  8. You've changed