You know you didn't hear it here first.
  1. Douchebag
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  2. Sociopath
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  3. Second Lifer
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  4. Peter Pan (aka, "man child")
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  5. Spectrum-y
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  6. Asshole
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  7. Emotionally unavailable
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  8. Nice (this means he's a butterface)
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  9. Successful and ambitious
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  10. Stage 5 clinger
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