SHIT GIRLS CALL GUYS IN SF

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  1. Douchebag
  2. Sociopath
  3. Second Lifer
  4. Peter Pan (aka, "man child")
  5. Spectrum-y
  6. Asshole
  7. Emotionally unavailable
  8. Nice (this means he's a butterface)
  9. Successful and ambitious
  10. Stage 5 clinger