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No daddy jokes here
- •Love Steely Dan
- •My running shoes pair perfectly with my jeansYes they look like shit but whatever
- •Love to talk about how accurate Mad Men is to the time periodBut without any of the first-hand experience to back it up
man oh man oh man oh man
- •UnemployedThe world needs plenty of bartenders, even if just until you find something better
- •Uglyeveryone is hot to someone
- •Sadyou'll feel better, and damn look how insightful you are in the meantime
There is something very pleasing about seeing those blurred color palettes when you fuck up the Touch ID
- 1."Pleasure" | FeistDreamy palette for a dreamy album by my wife
- 2."Hot Thoughts" | SpoonCurrent favorite. 10/10 color combination.
- 3."Hot Fuss" | The KillersBlue, like me when I remember loving to tell people how deep and cool I thought "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier" was
"Even Stephen: Against All Odds" coming to a theater near you Summer 2043
- •"She was just another notch on his bedpost, but he didn't own a bed and posssssed no fine motor skills"
- •"It Was Just One Kiss It Couldn't Have Been That Bad"
- •"Murder Is Easy, It's The Staying Dead Part That's Hard!"
Wow I had no idea this was a thing?
- •"Larger Than Life" | Backstreet BoysFlip the switch and let the electricity course through my body during that shitty 10 second guitar solo near the end
- •"Living On A Prayer" | Bon JoviRaising the roof as the prison guard pumps my veins full of poison
- •"Zach's Song (School of Rock)" | School of RockSmoke machines going as I walk up to the front of the room and they put the noose around my neck. Don't drop the floor until "I may not be that perfect son / but yall be rocking when I'm done." No one is allowed to leave until Zach finishes his solo. He earned that shit
I love my wife!
- •when sam hunt is playing in the background
- •With the lights off!
- •On vacation if we can wake up before the kids do