A SCENE FROM PULP FICTION TRANSLATED INTO MINIONESE

This is my suicide note.
  1. Polo to leapul nunu me whaaat? Marsellus psieat bis ko?
  2. whaaat¿?
  3. Donde batooay to po da¿¡!?
  4. W-whaaat!?¡¿
  5. Lapwye, mama fucker, batooay to dub pick!!?¡¿
  6. W-whaaat¿!?
  7. Gae whaaat? unama¡! Ka dare to¡!
  8. Dika Marcellus bids ko a bitch?¿!¡
  9. W-whaaat¡?
  10. OOOOOH POOOP
  11. DIKA MARCELLUS BIDO KO A BITCH!!¡???¿¿
  12. GEEEEIIIIII
  13. Awa Po is deep to traigo yew go da zee wat lom, Brett!!¡¡
  14. Batooay to leto ta Bible, Brett¿
  15. Yay!
  16. Bada's a chihaj ka ka memorized, eat toesex nunu ba gatfeu: Ezekiel 25:17. "Ta jo mud ta ka tis beset lib tadda fie bey ta inequities mud ta selfish yee ta tyranny mud evil heemos...
  17. ...blessed tis ex yob, een ta nomba mud kirhid yee leelas sama shepherds tassel thru ta nispa mud darkness, nunu ex tis dif lo leioaf's keeper yee ta joeani mud gum yokpye
  18. Yee ka sama ply to wat gopa vengeance yee furious new be yob traigo da bin yee zedwud mi yambrr
  19. Yee to sama convo ka am nos YEH KA NAP MI VENGEANCE AHS TO."