ALCOHOL FOR EVERY OCCASION
Inspired by @drugs
- •Red Wineyou're reading an Anthony Bourdain book and want to feel like you "get it"
- •White Wineyou're reading a @Bourdain book but have to send some drunk snapchats later and don't want your teeth to look stained
- •Bourbonyou're out of college and want to get drunk by yourself on a Tuesday, but like you want it to mean something, man.
- •Scotchyou're at a bachelor party or trying to fool a date (you look dumb either way)
- •Ginyou're wearing your good underwear and brushed your teeth before going out
- •Fireball (shooter)you're at a movie by yourself
- •Domestic beeryou're getting laid later
- •Craft beeryou're masturbating later