I've been drinking and my body is sufficiently poisoned enough to take up this snarky list request. Frankly, how dare you @jaidub
  1. better set pieces
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    That hotel is fucking gorgeous. The woods are trash.
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    Trash
  3. You get a wes Anderson imagining of like 3 (4?) different time periods?????
    sounds better than just one time period
  4. I'll give you three more reasons
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    BOY WITH APPLE
  5. moonrise kingdom had that dumb CGI scene with the lightning strike
  6. Look at these damn colors
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  7. Ralph Fiennes is so damn funny
  8. Moonrise had a weird child pornography type vibe at one point??
  9. Harvey kietel with tats
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  10. TILDA SWINTON DRESSED LIKE AN OLD WOMAN
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