ANATOMY OF A MIXTAPE

How to make a good mixtape for another human. Not definitive. Results may vary based on human.
  1. 1.
    One live song
  2. 2.
    One unique cover of a popular song
  3. 3.
    One oldie
  4. 4.
    One song that made you think you were deep in high school
  5. 5.
    One song that made you think you were deep in college
    (if #5 and #6 are the same song, cancel the mixtape and go ~find yourself~ in a foreign country or something)
  6. 6.
    One song with less than 5K plays on Spotify
  7. 7.
    One song with more than 1M plays on Spotify
  8. 8.
    One song you would make out to on a couch
    Preferably a couch where you two are sitting on complete opposite ends and you have to awkwardly scoot all the way down to make a move.
  9. 9.
    One song you discovered from the soundtrack of a good movie
    or a shitty movie, hey it's the 90s.
  10. 10.
    One song that you would listen to both after a breakup and after meeting someone really great
  11. 11.
    One song that sounds best played super loud in your car on a sunny day
  12. 12.
    One song that sounds best played super loud in your car at night
  13. 13.
    No Beatles songs, no exceptions