CLOTHING ITEMS I OWN THAT I'M NOT POSITIVE I'M SUPPOSED TO WEAR
The "Steve Cady Collection" is available exclusively in the Walmart food court area, next to the soft pretzels.
- •Leather jacketI feel like you need to be cool for this?
- •5.5 inch shortsyou know what they say about guys who can wear 5.5 inch shorts and not worry about their penis showing ;)
- •Timberland boots
- •This shirthave been called a "frat faggot" twice while wearing. I've only worn it three times.
- •The Tiffany® diamond necklace that my ex girlfriend gave me that is beautiful, but serves as a constant reminder of her.