CLOTHING ITEMS I OWN THAT I'M NOT POSITIVE I'M SUPPOSED TO WEAR

The "Steve Cady Collection" is available exclusively in the Walmart food court area, next to the soft pretzels.
  1. Leather jacket
    I feel like you need to be cool for this?
  2. Joggers
  3. 5.5 inch shorts
    you know what they say about guys who can wear 5.5 inch shorts and not worry about their penis showing ;)
  4. Timberland boots
  5. This shirt
    have been called a "frat faggot" twice while wearing. I've only worn it three times.
  6. The Tiffany® diamond necklace that my ex girlfriend gave me that is beautiful, but serves as a constant reminder of her.