DISGRACEFUL THINGS I'VE MADE OUT TO
- •Laguna Beach Seasons 1-2 (box set)Yes through just about every episode. Sometimes closed my eyes and imagined I was kissing Lo. Sometimes Stephen.
- •SawSnuck into the movie underage and was thrown out mid-make-out. Was aroused by the screams and cries of tortured strangers.
- •Making A MurdererInstitutional injustice is the ultimate aphrodisiac
- •YeezusInstitutional racism is a close second
- •MasterChef: JuniorMade out to the sweet sound of flour-faced children getting owned by Gordon Ramsay.
- •Battlestar GalacticaI'm sure some nerd is going to murder my family for disrespecting their sacred art.
- •Every single @john album ever madeNot disgraceful actually. John Mayer's music was invented for making kiss.
- •The Sex and The City episode where the dog gets its periodvolume wasn't muted.