FOODS THAT YOU CAN DROP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHILE YOU'RE EATING AND IT'S NOT IMPOLITE
Eating with humans is disgusting.
- •PastaThe father of disgusting eating. Just bend over your plate, get a fork-full in your mouth, and let it rain.
- •Pizza ToppingsOnly acceptable with hot pizza.
- •Restaurant BurgersYou need to keep that Big Mac in line. But a messy, restaurant burger? Go ahead. Spit it up, baby.
- •SaladsOh yeah. Let the greens fly. Let the Lettuce fall. Get fuckin leaves all over the table.
- •BBQ (especially anything "pulled" or on a bun)No need to be polite. Drop shit all over the place, pick it back up, put it in your mouth, and lick your disgusting fingers you animal.
- •TacosHard shell: gonna creep out the back. Soft shell: also gonna creep out the back more napkins pls